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Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Items Found:	3342	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Enchantments Applied:	258	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical land of endless possibilities! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of wild creepers!

In our server, you can team up with your friends to build the most epic castle ever seen in the Minecraft universe. But beware, because rival players might try to sneak in and steal your precious loot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive events where you can battle against giant spiders and zombies for a chance to win rare in-game items. Plus, our server is constantly updating with new content, so you’ll never get bored!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a secret realm filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Crafty AF: Where even your pixel art looks like a masterpiece

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of being a noob at art in Minecraft? Join our server and become a prodigy without even trying! Our pixel art mini-games will have you creating masterpieces in no time, all while lounging on your virtual couch. Who needs talent when you can just fake it on our server? Join now and start living the lazy artist dream!

Crafty McLaughy Land of Nonsense

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We have a dedicated section for posting hilarious memes, outrageous videos, and even cringey photos.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on giant chickens, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather pants. Join them in epic battles against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the villainous Wooly McWoolface.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Enderman. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CurryCraft: Where South Indian Players Outshine the Average Jeet!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with South Indian minorities who are guaranteed to make you look like a Jeet in comparison. Join us and bask in the glory of their beautiful black facial features that will leave you questioning your own existence. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret powers that can turn your diamond armor into a saree fit for a queen. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most fabulous Minecraft server around!

Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6137	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3263	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.

So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

Block-It-Off: Repel the Creepers and Keep Your Server Virus-Free!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9738
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of getting attacked by virtual viruses while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has a built-in virus repellent system that will keep those pesky bugs away! Join us and never worry about getting infected with a digital disease again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of feathers and eggs. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken fortress and defend it from the evil army of zombie pigs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy! Swim in rivers of chocolate, climb mountains of cotton candy, and battle giant gummy bears in epic boss fights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most virus-free adventure of your life!

Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crops Grown:	3940

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Falling into the Void:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7581	Zombie Dances:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6685	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to buckle your shoe in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair.

We have crossplay between mobile and PC, so you can team up with your friends no matter what platform they’re on. Just make sure you have a Google account handy to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on our epic events like RATEUP Call of the Stars: Black Sun Xanthia and Fateful Encounter. Log in daily for 7 days and get a total of 13 rolls on the Limited Banner. It’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers and diamonds instead!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our trailers that will leave you in awe and itching to dive into the game. And don’t forget to double check your server location, unless you want to end up in a world of chaos and confusion.

Join our guilds like the NA Lummies, EU /akovg/, and don’t be like the anon who went hero instead of normie. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft server. Use the code KNIGHTSOFVEDA for some extra goodies and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, blockheads!

BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4892	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!