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Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2667	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	6213
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Items Found:	2268
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	119	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.