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Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	3493	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Star Shards Collected:	68
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	165	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Meteorites Collected:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Farms Harvested:	491	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6118	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	73

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!