lifted Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AzovCraft: Lifted Ban on Weapons

arms sales, Azov Brigade, AzovCraft, Ban, Conflict, controversial, Defense, eastern europe, extremism, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, lifted, Military, military aid, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, US, weapon ban, weapons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	288

yo, so like, u know how Ukraine’s Azov Brigade was banned from getting weapons for like 10 years? well guess what, now they’re back in action and ready to take over the minecraft world on our server! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures with the baddest dudes around. who needs boring old weapons bans when u can join the Azov Brigade in minecraft and wreak havoc on all who dare to challenge us. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Farms Harvested:	484	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1650	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Votes:	1112
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Animals Bred:	86	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	99	Magic Items Found:	4667
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	100
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination