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CLACK CLACK CLACK Minecraft SMP – The Sound of Progress

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Crops Grown:	3976	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the chickens have taken over and are clucking their way to world domination!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chickens and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the clucking chickens or the scheming llamas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Safe Porn Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Towns Built:	8	Potions Brewed:	134
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Zombie Dances:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs.

🤩 Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun! Who needs a job or education when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own kingdom?

😜 Forget about the dangers of the real world, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! Explore hidden caves, discover hidden treasures, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

🤪 And hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure, look no further! Join our server and embark on crazy quests, meet eccentric characters, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can have a blast in our virtual world? 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3183

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

GravityCraft.net

1.20.1, 1.7.10, Economy, Friends, FTB, GravityCraft, HiTech, Magic, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, No Lags, PvP, Servers, technomagic

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	758
Dragon Eggs Found:	1305	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5364	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Best modded minecraft servers 1.20.1 and 1.7.10, HiTech, Magic, Technomagic modpacks, no lags! Play with friends

116.203.200.230:25600

Sunday Funday Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2565	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like a creeper? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to build, mine, and survive! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you rolling in the diamonds!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with villagers who loved to party all night long. They danced like zombies and sang like skeletons, creating a spectacle that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains enchanted gear so powerful, it can turn a pig into a pigman with a single touch!

So come on, join us on our server and let’s create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Sk8 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ores Mined:	4743
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our SMP is as straight as a circle! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…dirt? Hey, you never know what you might find in there!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. Oh, and maybe don’t trust the chickens. They’re up to something, I swear.

Stranded

1.16, 1.17, Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Towns Built:	8

Stranded is a high-quality Minecraft server, featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: stranded.lol BEDROCK IP: stranded.lol (Port 19132)

Stranded.lol

Cosy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Star Shards Collected:	218	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of feeling like shit in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can feel like shit in a virtual world instead! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you forget all about that stomach virus you’re dealing with. Plus, we have the best collection of comfy images to help distract you from your misery. So why suffer alone when you can suffer with us in Minecraft? Join now for a truly sickening experience!

Over It Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8272	Buildings Constructed:	43
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Items Found:	2113	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

When you accidentally blew up your friend’s diamond castle with a misplaced TNT block and they declared war on you by unleashing a horde of angry llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. That’s when you knew it was truly over. But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start fresh and redeem yourself from your llama-induced shame. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

yw05.vanillaboxmc.ru