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Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Secret Passages Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3583	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DATING, emotions, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Partnership, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Server, SleepingWithCreeper, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Items Found:	6377	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	222662	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	3151
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Dimension Hops:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mines Excavated:	4330	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Dragons Tamed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9530
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6987
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Crafty Poojita’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crafty, Defense, destabilizing, foreign policy, full support air defense, innocent civilians, international relations, iran, Iran backed terrorists, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Pissrael, Politics, Poojita Harris, Poojitas, right to defend itself, Server, SteveGuest, Support, Terrorism, tweet, unwavering support

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crops Grown:	2125
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4230
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer unwavering support to our beloved country of Pissrael! Join us and exercise your right to defend yourself against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have full support for air defense, because you never know when a flock of angry ghasts might come raining down from the sky. And watch out for those Iran-backed terrorists, who are always trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your creations.

Don’t worry, innocent civilians – we’ve got your back on this server. So come join us and experience the most intense, action-packed Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re like creepers, but even more annoying.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lucky Dying Minecraft SMP

ballistic missile, catastrophic event, death, Destruction, Disaster, Dying, end of life, falling debris, fatal accident, fate, final moments, Fortunate, fortunate demise, last breath, life-ending, Lucky, Minecraft, missile attack, mortality, smp, tragic, unavoidable fate, unexpected death

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	67
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	91	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies!

Join us if you want to experience the exhilarating rush of narrowly escaping death by falling debris from a ballistic missile! That’s right, our server is so action-packed that even the sky is not safe from danger. But don’t worry, our respawn rate is lightning fast so you can get right back into the chaos without missing a beat.

If you’re looking for a server where every moment is a heart-pounding adventure, then this is the place for you. Who needs boring old quests and peaceful villages when you can have explosions and near-death experiences on a daily basis? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!