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WTF Minecraft Server

border control, Congress, Country, deportation, detention, documents, Government, homeland security, Ice, illegal immigrants, immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, policy, Politics, response, Server, Tony Gonzales, united states, WTF

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6869	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting deported is your worries! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even ICE can’t keep up with the fun! Build your dream world and watch out for creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So why wait? Come join us and say goodbye to boring reality, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Strongest Maid Minecraft SMP History Movie

getting a movie, History, Maid, maid in history, Minecraft, Movie, smp, Strongest, strongest maid, strongest maid in history, strongest maid in history getting a movie

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4256	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us and become part of the craziest community of players who are always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the strongest maid in history is getting her own movie, and you can be a part of her epic adventures on our server. From battling creepers with her trusty feather duster to building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen, this maid is a force to be reckoned with.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to experience it for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewBodyWhoDis Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body dysmorphia, body image, body modification, body positivity, cosmetic surgery, Insecurities, mental health, Minecraft, NewBodyWhoDis, personal growth, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	53	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can change any part of your body with just a few clicks! Tired of those boring old arms? Swap them out for tentacles and become the ultimate underwater warrior. Sick of your plain old human legs? Trade them in for rocket-powered stilts and zoom around the server at lightning speed. The possibilities are endless on our server, where body modification is not only encouraged but celebrated!

Join us on this wild adventure where players have transformed into all kinds of creatures, from unicorns with laser eyes to cyborgs with built-in disco balls. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? So come on down and join our wacky community of body-modifying enthusiasts. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

MineCraftLotteryLand

celebration, dream, dreams come true, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, financial freedom, Fortunate, Happiness, jackpot, life changing, Lottery, Lucky, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, MineCraftLotteryLand, MONEY, Splurge, unexpected, wealth, windfall, winning

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

If you won the lottery on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is buy a diamond pickaxe and mine your way to a secret underground treasure filled with stacks of emeralds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Steve who will fly you around the server in style! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of luxury on any other server – join now and start living your best blocky life!

BlockBuster Vaccine Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games. like, our survival world is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have this wild story where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your base. it’s like a real-life fairytale, but with creepers and skeletons. and get this, our pvp arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale every time you step in. trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

Active players, Adventure, bedrock, bland, Community, community-driven, crossplay, Discord, English, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Included, java, kinda, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, NotSoVanilla, okayish, playing experience, plebs, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spuds, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ores Mined:	7554
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Potions Brewed:	138

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

akg, arknights, caster, collab, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, Joint Action, jp, Knights, KR, medic, Minecraft, Operation, orienteering, RERUN, Resources, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

bullying, confusion, Curiosity, derogatory term, discrimination, FAGGOT, Homophobia, hurtful words, Identity, ignorance, insult, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized community, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, prejudice, Questioning, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

NoProofSwearMC SMP

BIZARRE, doubtful, dubious, eerie, eerie sightings, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, NoProofSwearMC, Paranormal, peculiar, Questionable, sightings, smp, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncertain, unexplained, unproven, Unverified

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3261
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Emeralds Found:	8000
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!