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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7290 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
