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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5284 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!