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MOOville Snapcraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	New Chunks Explored:	301736
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Star Shards Collected:	59
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3711
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	668219	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	175
Dragon Eggs Found:	7855	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Crafty Shield Heroes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1358

Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!