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Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Towns Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mines Excavated:	1297
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	825108	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Towns Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

This server has Empires & Factions that are vassals residing in and making up the Empire. Empires are colors: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, Gray. These Empires constantly in need of governance and strong leaders, so we have an edict courthouse within the capital.

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Emeralds Found:	8857	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ores Mined:	3067	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!