| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5032 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7871 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6003 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 200 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8352 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8649 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 430 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6216 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4986 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9410 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4515 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5413 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 158 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3976 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
