Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have taken up salsa dancing as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, and only you can stop them with your mad Minecraft skills. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers and turns zombies into disco-loving party animals.
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Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses to a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, our players’ creativity knows no bounds.
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Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that launches players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And don’t forget about our pet zombie army that will protect you from any pesky griefers who dare to mess with your builds.
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IP: play.ezartla.comDiscord: discord.gg/heZmyPvbny
Features:
πΊοΈ Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time.π¬ Discord: Stay connected with our community.π Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers.π Ranks: Progress through our ranking system.π Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points.π° Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy.π Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade.π Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards.β¨ Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.
Join us for an amazing Minecraft experience!
play.ezartla.com
Join our server with some great addons added
18 years and up only
Brand New World
Custom terrain, items and behavior addons
We have four catagories you can choose to be part of:
| Categories | Rules |
|---|---|
| General Play | Specific rules for general gameplay |
| Kingdoms | Rules for Kingdoms gameplay |
| Teams | Rules for Teams gameplay |
| Badlands | Rules for Badlands gameplay |
List of addons:
Join the discord server to get the IP: Join Discord
No, the server is only for players 18 years and older.
You can get the server IP by joining our Discord server and checking the announcements.
Yes, each category (General Play, Kingdoms, Teams, Badlands) has its own set of rules that players must follow.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against evil mobs like the dreaded Pickle Creepers, and build your own burger-themed kingdom complete with a French Fry moat.
But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Burger Cook-Off where players compete to create the most delicious burger in all of Minecraftia. And don’t forget about our exclusive VIP area, the Bacon Lounge, where you can relax in style on bacon-scented couches.
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We’ve got stepmoms and stepdads duking it out over who has the right to parent you, the player. Will mom and dad reign supreme, or will the stepparents rise to the challenge? It’s a battle royale that even the Ender Dragon would be scared to face.
So if you want to experience family drama like never before, join our server and show everyone that your opinion matters, even if you’re just a teen who doesn’t understand parenting (according to dad). Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate mediator in this epic parental showdown. Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join our server and unleash your inner stalker as you track your best friend’s every move in the game. Want to know what they’re building next or where they’re mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the wildest adventures of your blocky life!
imagine the thrill of being randomly assigned to a farm and having to work the land like a true chinese farmer back in the day. u will learn the ancient art of agriculture and see if u have what it takes to survive in this harsh environment.
but wait, there’s more! u might even stumble upon hidden treasures buried in the fields, like ancient artifacts or secret passages leading to underground dungeons. who knows what u might find while tending to ur crops?
so come on down to our server and test ur skills in the ultimate challenge of human culture. join now and see if u have what it takes to be the next farming legend in 1950s china! π€ πΎπ