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ChocoCraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Emeralds Found:	6194	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	728
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!