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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4844 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, super cool and stuff. plus, we got rainbow sheep and unicorns flying around everywhere, it’s like a magical wonderland up in here.
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
