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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9999 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
so, like, u know how some people are just, like, super cray cray? well, this server is like that but in a good way. we got rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret club for llamas who can do the macarena.
join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.
