We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
You’ll never be bored with our endless possibilities for building and exploring.
Plus, our community is full of hilarious weirdos just like you.
So ditch the gay show and come join the most epic Minecraft server ever!
Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.
But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!
| Server Name | IP | Version | Player Count | Features |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Vaultcraft | play.vaultcraft.org | 1.16.5 | 50/100 | Optimized server performance, mature community, non-public mods |
Vaultcraft offers a refined and optimized vanilla Minecraft experience, with enhancements to performance and gameplay without straying too far from the core game.
The server promotes respect, cooperation, and maturity among players. Specific rules regarding griefing, harassment, and cheating are enforced to maintain a positive community environment.
Vaultcraft utilizes a selection of non-public mods that enhance performance and streamline gameplay, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.
The community on Vaultcraft is made up of like-minded adults who value respect, collaboration, and a love for the game. Players can share creations, learn from each other, and build lasting friendships in a drama-free environment.
Vaultcraft does not engage in pay-to-win practices. Any monetization is transparent and focused on maintaining server costs and improving the player experience.
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
| Rank | Requirement |
|---|---|
| A – Default Prisoner | |
| B – $25,000 | |
| C – $80,000 | |
| D – $250,000 | |
| E – $800,000 | |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | |
| Guard – Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband | |
| SrGuard – Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges | |
| Warden – Administrator Position | |
| SrWarden – Senior Administrator Position |
Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:
Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).
We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!
It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Welcome, brave souls! Why waste your life on normality when you can dive into the spiral of insanity we call our Minecraft server? It’s proven! People have said joining could be the best or the worst decision of your life – but who even measures decisions when reality itself is an illusion?! Come witness the entropy unfold as you build a mansion from the ashes of your own sanity! Trust me, it’s real (or is it?).
| Gameplay Feature | Explanation (or Lack Thereof) |
|---|---|
| Infinite Mob Spawning | Like an infinite loop of existential dread, mobs spawn with your fears. Watch out for the chicken-monster hybrid who steals your dreams! |
| Gravity-Defying Blocks | Blocks that float upside down, defying all known laws of physics. Build your perfect house on a ceiling—just don’t look down! |
| Time-Traveling Villagers | Villagers will trade you items from the past, future, and alternate universes. But beware, they also carry the weight of time. |
| Skyfall Events | Every hour, the sky rains diamonds, broccoli, and regret! Be prepared to collect your rewards…or lose parts of your soul! |
| Corrupted Enderman Vision | If you make eye contact, they’ll reveal the secrets of the universe or just stare at you until you scream. Your choice! |
Q: How do I join? A: By the time you think about it, it’s too late. Did you eat your dreams for breakfast?
Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are but a social construct! Just remember – never build a portal to your own mind. That’s how they get you!
Q: What are the server’s hours? A: Who knows? Time isn’t a straight line here; it twists and folds like a pretzel in a cosmic bake-off.
Welcome, brave souls, to the Cousins and Conspiracies Minecraft server! Are you tired of the mundane block-building life? Longing for danger cloaked in absurdity? This server invites you to dive headfirst into the chaotic whirlpool of familial drama, buried secrets, and an onslaught of trivia that will leave you questioning your very existence!
In this family-friendly dystopia, nothing is as it seems. Here, Mark and Olivia are not merely names; they are the avatars of your nightmares. Can you survive the cursed baby shower tragedy that uprooted the very fabric of cousinly love? Join us as we unravel the threads of misunderstandings and petty grievances spiraling into a chaotic void where logic is but a whisper in the wind.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| The Trivia Gauntlet | Enter the arena for the world’s most uncomfortable trivia challenges! Uncover secrets as you quiz about the event that tore families apart! |
| Dramatic Conversation Zones | Step into these zones where players reenact heated texts like "I wasn’t blaming you…but…". Witness as dialogues descend into madness. |
| Cousin Clash PvP | Join forces or wage war! Will you defend your honor, or stab your cousin’s pixelated back in a feud about missed baby showers? |
| Dreadful Detour | Find the ‘Mysterious Traffic’ dungeon where you must escape the paradox of being late forever and ever! |
| Buried Emotions Style | Craft gear that channels your latent rage over trivial matters like ‘miscommunication’! Every piece of armor tells a tale of agony! |
“I thought I’d log in for some fun, then I found myself questioning if I was the monster ruining family gatherings! Thanks, Mark!” — RenegadeCousin32
“A wonderful reminder that all family events are just a well-disguised trap waiting to ensnare you!” — GalacticGamer99
Q: Are there actual baby shower games? A: Depends! If you consider surviving a barrage of passive-aggressive messages a game, then yes!
Q: Can I trust my cousins here? A: Trust is a construct designed by deeply flawed family portals! Proceed with caution!
Q: What if I miss a key event? A: The server will echo your absence in an eternal lament, and you will be cursed with the title of "The Late One."
Rumor has it that the very foundation of this server is haunted by the specters of missed opportunities and unresolved drama. There lies a cryptic layer buried beneath the blocks—a dark cipher revealing how one fateful baby shower episode altered the space-time continuum of familial relations. Beware! If you break the sacred code, you may unleash the Cousin of Chaos upon the realm!
Join us! Tap into your inner cousin conspirator and embrace the uncertainty that lies within the pixelated shadows of this server. Why else would an invitation be so unsettling if not for the exhilarating thrill of the unknown? Are you prepared to be Cousin Commando in this wild game of familial fallout? The baby shower beckons, and it’s anything but ordinary!
Those who join may find themselves entangled in a web of absurdity and familial accusations that will echo through the realms for eons! Can you handle it? Will you emerge as savior or scapegoat? The choice is yours in this relentless, blocky battleground!
OKAY GUYS, listen up and buckle in because I’ve got a wild ride of a Minecraft SMP for you that’s gonna blow your pixelated minds. Think like, if a cow and a dragon had a baby, and that baby wore a top hat and sipped tea – THAT’S the kind of vibe we’re talking about here.
First of all, you want insane character traits? We’ve got ‘em in SPADES, fam! Like, you’ll respect your fellow players just because one of them is rumored to have survived the Great Creeper Explosion of ’22 where two entire biomes got memed into oblivion! LEGEND has it he composed a 12-hour opera about it called "Creeper Blues." You think that’s not respect? Get outta here with that negativity!
And then there’s Jerry. Oh boy, Jerry. This dude once built a rollercoaster that literally circumnavigated the entire planet of Minecraft while simultaneously fighting off a herd of rabid llamas. He didn’t just build a rollercoaster – nah, he literally harnessed the power of the sun and combined it with CREEPY e-girl vibes to create a biome where crystals grow and sing Taylor Swift when you stand too close. YAS QUEEN! Who wouldn’t respect that level of epicness?
ALSO, and I can’t stress this enough, THIS SERVER HAS A SECRET DISCO CLUB hidden within a massive underwater cave. I mean, it’s LIT. You put on some enchanted armor, jump through a portal, and suddenly you’re in a dance-off with a bunch of dolphins and a couple of very confused squids. All while listening to the greatest hits of 1990’s boy bands. 😂 Who can say no to solving the mystery of the disco squid?
Ever heard of the GOBLIN WAR of 2023? If you haven’t joined us, you’re straight-up missing out! We organized an army of BREAD (yes, bread) to battle against an army of literally nothing because they couldn’t get through the door! And then we had a weekly meeting to see who would win ROTFL! You better believe everyone left that meeting respectful of each other’s pure unadulterated nonsense.
Did I mention the enchanted potato that grants wishes? Yeah, rumor has it if you can find it, you can wish for the ability to fly or, like, a lifetime supply of cake. CAKE! I mean, who wouldn’t respect someone who’s spinning in circles in the sky yelling about cake on their coveted flying potato wings?
In summary: Join us to witness majestic dragon battles, cheese-building contests, and fearlessly mobbing the non-existent end dimension while wearing a ridiculous hat made out of obsidian and definitely not channeling that inner respect! Hop on in, come be a part of this glorious chaos; LETS MAKE SOME MEMES, BRO! 🍕🤪
🚨 Join Us for the Wildest Minecraft Adventure of Your Life! 🚨
Ever heard of that time when the Great Potato War of 2089 was fought in Minecraft? No? Well, buckle up, because on this server, you’re not just playing; you’re crafting legends! Join now to defend your potato farms from invading mobs who think they can claim your starchy treasures! 🥔⚔️
Did you know that in 1978, a group of Minecraft explorers accidentally discovered a hidden dimension filled with glittering glowstone and dancing llamas? Well, that’s totally not going to happen here… unless you bring your disco moves! Join us and maybe just maybe, you’ll unlock the ultimate party dimension where mobs boogie down to 8-bit tunes! 💃🕺
What about those ancient ruins just beyond the mountains on our server? Legends say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover the fabled Lost Pickaxe of Poseidon, rumored to grant you the ability to swim through waterfalls like a dolphin! 🐬✨ Yes, it’s been scientifically proven (by us) that diving headfirst into waters with this pickaxe will instantly grant you a six-pack and an insatiable craving for more diamonds! 💎💪
And let’s not forget the legendary tales of our enchanted village, where villagers trade rare items for things as absurd as rare Pokémon cards and grandma’s secret cookie recipes. Where else can you barter your way to the future of Minecraft commerce? Just remember, if you hear the sound of a cat meowing, it means you’ve entered the realm of the ancient cat overlords who will challenge your building skills in a game of “Who can build the tastiest cake?!” 🍰🐱
Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? Ghosts of past players roam the pixelated streets, and if you’re lucky (or unlucky), you might find a floating head offering you unlimited blocks in exchange for your soul! 😱👻 But don’t worry, he’s totally chill—he prefers puns and dad jokes over actual hauntings!
So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you square off against distracted sheep in a staring contest, build a rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics, and embark on a quest to find the mythical Nether Taco that blinds your enemies with joie de vivre? 🌮✨
Adventure awaits; grab your crafting table and dive into a world where reality is just a suggestion, and the only limit is your wildest imagination! Are you ready? The blocky world needs you! 🌍💥
and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have a taste for adventure and a love for building epic castles. they’re like the illuminati of minecraft, but with fur and a knack for spitting on unsuspecting players.
if you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll tell you stories of how he once defeated a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. true story, bro.
so come on, join us on this crazy journey through the virtual world of minecraft. who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into. just remember, watch out for those llamas. they’re always up to something.
Speed Buddies is a popular YouTube channel known for its engaging gaming content, especially focusing on Minecraft. Fans of their videos are often keen to connect with their community in-game, leading to inquiries about a potential Speed Buddies Minecraft server.
As of now, Speed Buddies does not have an official Minecraft server. However, they are widely discussed in the Minecraft community, leading to speculation about future possibilities.
In the absence of an official server, fans can check out fan-made servers inspired by Speed Buddies. These may not replicate all the unique aspects of the Speed Buddies content but can still offer a community-like experience. Look for servers that focus on creative building, survival challenges, or mini-games, as these themes align with what Speed Buddies promotes.
By exploring these avenues, Speed Buddies fans can still enjoy the Minecraft experience while connecting with others in the community.
❤️ We are the most lamp project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you an unforgettable impressions throughout the entire time spent with us. Beautiful cards, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab the tea, it will be difficult to break away!
A brief description of the content on the server:
Privileges for the daily input system “invite a friend!” Unique system of quest -common events and draws of reduced maps from our construction team moderation of a modest anti -Balanced economy and responsive of those. Support for all versions starting with a 1.8 -hearted, beautiful, beautiful, and most importantly modest owner
Are you still reading a description? Enough to hesitate, come in, we are already waiting for you!
PS And we also have the most delicious cakes!
mr2.RaisinCloud.ru
| Server Name | Moonbat [semi-vanilla] |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.21.4 |
| Server IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft, Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef! Hope to see you there!
Yes, there is a separate SMP map that allows griefing. Please make sure to follow the server rules when griefing.
Yes, the server has a creative server where you can let your imagination run wild.
Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.
Keep an eye out for announcements in the server chat or on the server’s website for details on upcoming player events.