SO IF U WANNA GET RID OF ALL UR PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS, JUST HOP ONTO THIS SERVER AND START BUILDING SOME CRAZY SH*T! WHO KNEW THAT BLOCKS COULD BE THE CURE TO ALL UR MENTAL ISSUES?
JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF MINECRAFT HEALING! NO MORE THERAPY, JUST CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS, BABY!
We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that tell the best jokes. Plus, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties in their little huts.
But wait, there’s more! Our dungeons are filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, and our Nether is so hot, it’ll make you sweat just thinking about it.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, the thing you’re looking for will always be in the last place you look. So why not make that place our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!
The server is run by a small team that has little experience with server hosting, but step by step we expand the server, get help from a super Dev and learn something new every day!
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The server is still in its early stages and there are still many ideas and updates planned, but the server is already open so you can start your survival and Skyblock adventure! 💎 ⛏️
Currently we have these game modes:• Survival • Skyblock• Parkour• Creative
141.11.197.202:30171
| Java IP | 45.128.157.125:25805 |
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| Bedrock IP & Port | 45.128.157.125, 25805 |
A: SMP is a fully vanilla Minecraft server with no mods or plugins, providing an authentic gameplay experience.
A: Yes, SMP supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players from different platforms to join the server.
A: You can use the live BlueMap, a web-based map that shows real-time updates of the terrain, players, and builds.
A: SMP has a supportive and friendly player base, with helpful players and staff ready to assist both veterans and newcomers.
A: Yes, SMP hosts exciting events and challenges to keep gameplay fresh and engaging, such as building contests and survival challenges.
A: Yes, SMP features a player-driven economy where you can trade, buy, and sell resources, as well as establish your own shops.
A: SMP offers integrated proximity chat and Discord RSVP features to enhance communication and make it more immersive and engaging.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pigs who will guide you to our enchanted castle made entirely of rainbow blocks. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon has a serious case of the hiccups and keeps burping up diamond blocks!
Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or go for a ride on our roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with explosive sheep and ride on the backs of flying cows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. No annoying girlfriends to deal with here – just you and your creativity. And hey, if you need to leave suddenly to study for exams, we won’t judge! We understand the importance of education.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no distractions allowed!