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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3919 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
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