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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

based people, car loan banks, cars for monkeys, Germjews, goy monkey, goycattle, Honda, Jewish, jewish dogshit, Lexus, Mazda, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, MonkeyCattle, Repairs, Server, slave cars, slopshit, subaru, subhuman, tens of thousands, Toyota, xd

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7153	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7695	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Animals Bred:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	1534
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, Waste

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

chicken, drenched in air, futari boshi, hunt, iya iya iya, Last, nai nai, nuggets, ocean wave, Party, pop stars, PvP, Server, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, Wah, Warcraft, WARFARE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Animals Bred:	183

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

16th century, AC series, Action-Adventure, assassin’s creed hexe, assassin’s creed red, assassins creed, Crackheads, Crafty, employees, game design, game development, gaming industry, generation, germany, historical fiction, Japan, Montreal, québec, Studio, ubisoft, Ubisoft Montreal, ubisoft quebec, video games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ores Mined:	5467
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!

2030 Minecraft Madness: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars & Steve is President

2030, cars, cold food, CREEPERS, cultural shifts, Delivery, digital payment, DRIVE, economic disparity, fast food, fast food industry, fast food prices, flying, Future, Globalization, immigrant workers, inflation, International, long wait times, madness, Minecraft, president, societal changes, steve, Technology, tipping culture, virtual ordering

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Farms Harvested:	645
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence! Imagine a world where the price of a Big Mac meal is determined by rush hour traffic, where you have to order through a zoom call with someone in Bangladesh, and where your only tip options are 75%, 100%, or 125%! But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and experience the thrill of waiting 45 minutes for your cold burger and fries, only to have them thrown at you by a Kenyan immigrant! It’s like living in a dystopian future, but with blocks and creepers!

So why wait? Join us now and see what other crazy adventures await you on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie apocalypse or a herd of flying pigs! The possibilities are endless, just like the chaos on our server! 🤪🍔🍟🤖🐷 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Poutine Paradise: Canadian Craze Crafters

Canadian, Community Events, country living, Crafters, CRAZE, cultural experiences, economic opportunities, educational system, environmental conservation, family gatherings, healthcare system, Historical landmarks, language diversity, local cuisine, multicultural society, national pride, outdoor activities, Paradise, pixelated, Political Climate, poutine, scenic landscapes, Social Connections, Traditions, transportation infrastructure, work-life balance

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	61	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of living in a boring old country where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So say goodbye to your boring country life and hello to a world of endless fun and laughter. Join our server today and let the craziness begin!

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide

#youtube, collide, CREEPERS, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, LIVESTREAMS, Luxiem, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	7063	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a chance to team up with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like they’re your new pixelated BFFs.

Ever wanted to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin or build a castle with Rosemi Lovelock? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is so lit, it’s like LazuLight is shining down on you from above.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the cool kids hang out, and Noctyx is where the night owls roam free. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT – they’re like the Avengers, but with pickaxes and TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, pickaxe, and a sense of humor, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – they’re like the creepers of the internet world. Join us now and let the madness begin!