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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, family, fantasy fulfillment, future dreams, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, Land, madness, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, societal expectations, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	56
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ores Mined:	5105
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crafting, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, fear, intimidation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, self defense, threat, violence, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

activism, American, american woman, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, freedom, Fun, gender equality, Minecraft, mobs, my choice, protest, response, social justice, Stars, strength, VOICE, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS, YeehawCraft, Yell, Yelling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	5049	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	249	Ores Mined:	5120
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	22
Villages Defended:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

Academy, aftermath, Analysis, anticipation, collide, confusion, Diplomas, Disappointment, Events, explosions, Fallout, false, graduations, Mystery, Niji antis, Nuke, Nuketown, predictions, questions, reactions, Rumors, speculation, stock collapsing, uncertainty

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

Aesthetics, blocky, Butts, controls, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming experience, interactive design, interface design, Minecraft, navigation, pixels, player interaction, player-engagement, Quest, screen layout, ui design, Ultimate, usability, user experience, user interface, video games, visual appeal

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Runes Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!