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Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	3043
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5282	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	99
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
New Chunks Explored:	132244	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	8474	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!