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Crafty Queers: The Ultimate Writing Minecraft Server #303

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7652
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a server full of crazy adventures, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil zombie villagers with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a spectacular fireworks display!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Dance the night away with these explosive creatures and maybe even learn a thing or two about redstone engineering.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and prankster Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Towns Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Potions Brewed:	169
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	171
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	140	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	2127
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Star Shards Collected:	75	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

Applications, apply, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Griefers, Hangout, Immersive, Play, Qol, rare, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trust, Vanilla, World Map

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	5740	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.