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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1253 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 882 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
