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FitCraft Minecraft Server

coathanger wire, copyright infringement, digital piracy, dogshit internet, file compression, file sharing, FitCraft, FitGirl repacks, illegal downloads, low bandwidth, Minecraft, net win, online piracy, pirate sites, poor thirdies, Server, slow download speeds, slow internet connection, software cracking, software piracy, torrenting, unpacking files, waiting time

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Farms Harvested:	145
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

CrashCraft: Not My Fault!

aita, blocked friends, car accident, car crash, Crashcraft, damages, deductible, Fault, financial burden, friend drama, friendship, insurance claim, minimum wage, parked car, Principle, RESPONSIBILITY, rough day, spilled drinks, split payment, Starbucks, totalled car, Young drivers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy Starbucks story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Imagine driving around in Minecraft with your friends, filling up virtual tanks, and causing chaos just like Tana did with Bee’s car. But don’t worry, there are no parked Volkswagens to hit in our world – just endless fun and laughter.

Forget about splitting payments for car damages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot you find on epic quests. And if you accidentally spill your virtual drink, there’s no need to argue about who’s responsible – just grab a virtual mop and clean it up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, adventures are endless, and the only thing you’ll be blocking is creeper explosions. Who needs Starbucks drama when you can have Minecraft madness?

BlockCrafted Minecraft Server

avoiding distractions, BlockCrafted, concentration, Focus, goal-setting, healthy habits, long term focus., mental clarity, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, organization, Prioritization, productivity, self improvement, self-discipline, Server, staying on track, Stress Management, success strategies, task management, Time management, work habits

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234

Are you tired of getting distracted while playing Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a secret potion that will keep you laser-focused for hours on end. Just one sip and you’ll be building epic structures like a pro!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to blow up your hard work.

And if you ever feel yourself losing focus, don’t worry! We have a team of trained parrots that will squawk motivational messages in your ear until you’re back on track.

So come on down to our server and see just how focused you can be when you’re surrounded by chaos and mayhem!

CraftyWifeGiftFailz

appreciation, awkward, Communication, CraftyWifeGiftFailz, Disappointment, feelings, gift giving, Girlfriend, Gratitude, guys, Honesty, Manners, Polite, Presents, reddit, relationship, Surprises, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Wife, worst gift

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	80
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a chance to battle against a giant Ender Dragon that can breakdance, or team up with your friends to build a castle made entirely out of cake. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly zombies who love to dance the Macarena.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures imaginable? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WazzaniWarsMC

airstrikes, Al Wazzani, Al Wazzani town, Arab media, Attacks, border, Conflict, escalation, Friday morning, international news, Israel, Lebanon-Israel relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, ongoing situation, Reports, southern Lebanon, Tensions, violence, WazzaniWarsMC

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Villages Defended:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	104
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up towns like Al Wazzani in southern Lebanon for funsies! we got crazy attacks happening all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s a total blast! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

MosquitoMishapMC

Accidental, danger, deadly disease, disease transmission, Fatal, fatal consequences, health risk, insect, mosquito, mosquito bite, mosquito control, mosquito-borne illness, MosquitoMishapMC, public health, unaware, unawareness, Unintentional, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED, vector-borne disease, Virus

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3590	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CellDysfunctionCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	156075	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5127	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

MineCrafty Epiphany Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Emotional Abuse, epiphany, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, historical treatment of women, Human Behavior, Kindness, minecrafty, Misogyny, past traditions, physical abuse, psychological effects, self worth, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, women’s behavior, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9592	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	6920	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	620
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong!

Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!

OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Christianity, Church, Community, Conversion, denomination, doctrine, doubt, FAITH, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, nonconformity, OrthoCraft, Orthodox, Practice, Questioning, Religion, Server, spirituality, theology, tradition, Worship

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!

LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server

attitude, chicken salad, daughter’s appetite, disgusting lunches, family conflict, grossed out, Karen, LunchBoxLegends, Minecraft, parent complaint, parenting decision, Playground, politely handled, refusing to change, Server, sit somewhere else, smell of lunches, son’s lunch, tuna sandwich, variety in lunch, veggie wrap

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on your Minecraft server? Join our server for a variety of lunch options that will blow your mind! From tuna sandwiches to chicken salad to veggie wraps, we’ve got it all!

Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.

So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!