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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6869 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 116 | Mines Excavated: | 4856 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Animals Bred: | 42 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off if you dare to enter their haunted mansion. And if you manage to impress them, you’ll be rewarded with rare and valuable loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other. Just remember, do not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!