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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	268
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

blasphemy, come back, controversial, deity, Epic, Fandom, funny, humor, iconic figure, internet culture, Internet Sensation, Jesus, love, meme, Minecraft, never again, Parody, pop culture, proportions, Raptor, raptor jesus, Religion, Revenge, satire, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	381803	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Votes:	5495
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer simulation, Consciousness, Deep thinking, Digital World, Existence, existential crisis, matrix, mind-bending, PALS, Perception, philosophical pondering, philosophy, pixelated, questioning reality, Reality, Server, simulation, simulation theory, Technology, Thought-provoking, virtual reality

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Community, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Early-Access-In-2024, Epic, Exile, forum, Gaming, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, News, Online game, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, RPG, shitpost edition, Tools and Utilities, Updates

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ores Mined:	6168

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
New Chunks Explored:	616097	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Votes:	4769	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	3193
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1918
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Emeralds Found:	4235	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!