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MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8838	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

AndroidCraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join Sara, the seductive futanari android, on her wild adventures! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Sara’s massive breasts are like ripe watermelons just waiting to be squeezed and fondled. And let’s not forget about her foot-long, super thick member that’s ready to provide overwhelming pleasure to anyone brave enough to handle it!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll encounter all sorts of crazy characters and embark on outrageous quests. From battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords to building a giant mansion made entirely of cake, the possibilities are endless!

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us on this wild ride and let Sara show you a good time in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!

CelebCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Void Gems Collected:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can play alongside beautiful celeb girlies who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles as they are with taking selfies! Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite pop star, battle zombies with a famous actress, or even have a virtual tea party with a supermodel.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Sparkle Llama and the mystical Glitter Unicorn. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of celebrity gossip). Who knows, you might even become besties with a famous face – stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

StripperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for a baptism/birthday party extravaganza like no other! We’ve got strippers, religious decorations, and a whole lot of confusion. Who knew a kids’ party could turn into such a wild ride?

Forget about the usual boring server events, come to ours for a baptism that starts at 8 am because of church hours, but don’t worry, the real party starts at 4 pm and goes on until 8 pm. That’s 4 whole hours of pure madness!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft party you’ll ever experience. Just make sure to leave the judgment at the door, because things are about to get wild!

NoMoreCarPoolsForYou

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of being the designated chauffeur for your coworker who lives 3 miles away? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into giving rides. Plus, our community is split on whether it’s okay to ditch your coworker, so you’ll fit right in no matter what side you’re on. So why wait? Join now and leave your coworker in the dust (literally)!

MineCraftDreamJob

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Potions Brewed:	158
Runes Activated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	187	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, where money dictates everything? Well, come join our Minecraft server where money is just a made-up concept!

Choose from professions like unicorn wrangler, dragon tamer, or even professional cake tester. No need to worry about bills or responsibilities here, just let your imagination run wild!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, or build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wild adventure in Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before!

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Votes:	7580	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchantments Applied:	66	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol, u ever heard of a server so cray cray that even Nestlé is shook? yea, that’s right, this server is so lit that even big companies are gettin’ in on the action. come join us for a wild ride filled with contaminated pizzas, shady investigations, and maybe even a sprinkle of conspiracy theories. who knows what you’ll find in this wacky world of blocky madness. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see if u can uncover the truth behind Nestlé’s questionable pizza practices. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

GenitalGoneGhostedMC

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

join our epic minecraft server and avoid getting your genitals chopped off by a vengeful doctor! she roams the server looking for players who ghost her on their wedding day. trust us, you don’t want to mess with her! but if you’re feeling brave, come join the chaos and see if you can survive her wrath. plus, we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and the best community around. so what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late!

All of Fabric 7: Where all your textile dreams come true, no sewing skills required!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	All of Fabric 7
Server Type	Small but active, without banned items
IP Address	95.217.104.88:25568
Modpack	All of Fabric 7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Q: What mods are included in the All of Fabric 7 modpack?

A: The modpack includes cutting-edge mods in the Fabric ecosystem, advanced technology, magic and mysticism mods, and optimized performance enhancements.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: No, there are no banned items on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply input the provided IP address into your Minecraft client and join the server.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

A: The server is small but active, and there is currently no limit to the number of players that can join.

Pajeet’s Anti-China Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us and experience a world where the only rule is to have a good time – oh, and maybe watch out for those sneaky pajeets!

Looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Look no further! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with anti-China propaganda – just kidding…or are we?

Join us today and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. From epic battles with giant chickens to uncovering hidden treasure in the depths of the ocean, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

YTChannelGuy’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of driving aimlessly and eating junk food in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can drive around in virtual America all day long and feast on pixelated junk food to your heart’s content. Who needs the real American dream when you can live it out in blocky form? Join now for a taste of the pixelated good life!