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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9995 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to show off his killer dance moves.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!