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ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	201	Buildings Constructed:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ores Mined:	9669	Living Statues Befriended:	0

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3491	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8573	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6443	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	177	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Animals Bred:	104
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6002	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	1052
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Votes:	4610	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!

AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition

AbortCraft, abortion, abortion access, abortion laws, Court, Edition, federal protections, gender equality, healthcare access, illegal abortion, international study, maternal health, medical assistance, pro-choice, reproductive healthcare, reproductive justice, reproductive rights, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, unsafe abortion, US, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo!