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Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	111	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5989	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Towns Built:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

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Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	5281
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Mania

art, Community, creativity, digital art, exhausted, funny, furry art posting, Gaming, humor, illustration, internet culture, Mania, meme, Minecraft, obligatory, ONLINE, PEPEGA, sleep deprived, social media, streaming, tired, twitch

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!

IsraeLOL Conquered Yet? Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, Israeli, IsraeLOL, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, War, West Bank

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to ride a dragon into the sunset. Want to know if Israel is conquered yet? Well, on our server, anything is possible – you might just find yourself leading an army of chickens to victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering retirement. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions).

Crafty Advice: Wish u Knew at 20

Adulthood, advice, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

At our Minecraft server, we provide the ultimate life advice that will blow your mind and make you wonder why you didn’t join sooner! Picture this: at age 20, you are transported to a magical land filled with wise old villagers who will shower you with life-changing wisdom while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of enlightenment anywhere else! Join now and level up your life while leveling up in-game. Because who needs real-world advice when you have a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility?