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‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

BTFO, developers, devs, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, HILL, Horror, horror games, Like.., Lovers, Minecraft, original, remake, SILENT, Silent Hill, silent hill 2, Silent Hill 2 remake, Silent Hill Remake, Silent Hill series, smp, survival horror, survival horror games, video game developers, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9519	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	4812	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crops Grown:	5203	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

DigStraightDown

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Items Found:	7953
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Animals Bred:	184	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Votes:	7046	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7352	Votes:	6340
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	3816
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!