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INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Divine Spears Created:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Emeralds Found:	4093
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

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SMSMCraft Network

2012, 2017, Beloved, BIGGER….., Community, Discord, epic comeback, Factions, Fun, games, Haven, KitPvP, legend, Memories, Minecraft, Mini Games, Players, reborn, server ip, Skyblock, Skywars, SMSMCraft Network, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Survival Games, Variety

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, attraction, blocky, Commitment, emotional connection, family, Fatherhood, fidelity, first child, horny, Intimacy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, new parent, no longer interested, parenthood, personal growth, porn, relationship, Server, sexual desire, Wife

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

adoption, alt, altcoins, alternative currency, Blockchain, CASE, Coins, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, finance, Future, innovation, Investment, market, Minecraft, Potential, smp, speculation, Technology, Trading, use case, UTILITY, Value

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6434
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, assessment instructions, Background noise, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes noise, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coursework, disrespectful behavior., distractions, door noise, Footsteps, Frustration, frustration management, lack of respect, mic sensitivity, Minecraft, noise, relationship, Server, video assessment, VideoAssessmentVibes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ores Mined:	5729
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!