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CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	270	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Void Gems Collected:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Villages Defended:	15

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	111	Dragon Eggs Found:	4414
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ores Mined:	4718	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2812
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7452
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Items Found:	5270	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	5699
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	4516
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!