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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8928 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant squid as your trusty steed? On our server, anything is possible! We even have a special quest where you have to defeat a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server has a secret society of penguins who are actually conspiracy theorists in disguise. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with them!
So come join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a square, be a cube!