| Players: |
95/800 |
Uptime: |
97% |
| Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: |
14 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
43 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: |
2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: |
1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: |
4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
12 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
8 |
Crops Grown: |
5153 |
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so, like, this
server is like the ultimate stress reliever, man. like, you know how sometimes you’re just, like, trying to mine some diamonds and then BAM, creeper blows up in your face? well, on this server, creeper explosions are, like, banned.
also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.
oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!
