| Players: |
94/700 |
Uptime: |
98% |
| Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: |
9 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
12 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: |
2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
10 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
4 |
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so, like, imagine if aliens were,
like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”
well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.
plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.
so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.
