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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 294 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 193 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 780 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!
one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.
if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
