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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7491 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!
But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.
