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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3169 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.
imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.
plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.
so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!
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