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AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mines Excavated:	4929	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	5207
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	82
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Farms Harvested:	521
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Love Letters Sent:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	4721	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Zombie Dances:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Void Armor Forged:	19

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Potions Brewed:	81

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	8012	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
New Chunks Explored:	248974	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!