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CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Mine4Money

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

And don’t even get me started on our archived member projects – from 3D karaoke parties to academic tests, we’ve got it all. Join us for Minecraft Hide & Seek (Met POV) or Sumire’s VSPO Morals Check #2 – you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crops Grown:	1398
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2299	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Buildings Constructed:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2883
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Star Shards Collected:	214
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!