Explore our world and discover hidden treasures labeled with witty insults and clever comebacks. Build your own empire of pettiness and show off your creativity in the most outrageous ways possible.
Join now and show the world that you can turn a breakup into a laugh-out-loud moment. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Let the games begin!
But wait, it gets even better. There’s this secret underground base where all the players gather to have epic dance parties and battle against evil mobs. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can make you fly.
Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually run by a group of ninja turtles who use their ninja skills to protect the land from griefers and hackers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness for yourself, just hop on and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
Join our server and show off your useless talents in our weekly talent show competitions. Who knows, you might even impress our judges (a group of chickens wearing top hats) and win some epic in-game prizes!
So why wait? Come join us and let your useless talents shine like the diamonds in a Minecraft cave!
Welcome to GOON SMP! The ultimate Minecraft survival experience for both Java and Bedrock players! Immerse yourself in the raw, unfiltered charm of Minecraft 1.21.4! (You can join with 1.20.x and above)
Quality of Life plugins – We have tpa, homes, and a proper private messaging system
Crossplay Compatibility: Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, everyone can play together seamlessly.
Community-Driven Fun: Build epic creations, explore the world, or team up for survival – the choice is yours!
Active & Friendly Community: Join a tight-knit group of players who share a love for Minecraft adventures.
Join us today, connect with our amazing community, and start your journey in the GOON SMP!
Let’s craft some unforgettable memories – together!
goonsmp.mine.bz
Welcome to Obsidimon! A mix between Minecraft and Pokemon! This server uses Cobblemon 1.21.1. There’s TMs, Pokemon Catch XP, and more!
Unfortunately, Bedrock is not yet supported since Cobblemon has not yet updated to 1.21.4.
It is recommended to install Modrinth and use the Cobblemon preset to skip the hassle of installing mods! However, the fabric mods are linked in the MOTD.
obsidimon.com:26905
| Server Name | Crescenta |
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| Server Type | Geopolitical Roleplay Minecraft Server |
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| IP Address | crescenta.org |
Yes, the server allows players to create their own nations and build their own lands. You can form alliances, declare wars, and engage in diplomacy with other nations.
Yes, Crescenta has a fully fledged economy system that includes ChestShops, Bounties, Auction House, and more. Players can trade, buy/sell items, and accumulate wealth to rule the golden roads.
There are no world resets on Crescenta. Whatever you build on the server will last forever, ensuring that your creations will stand the test of time.
Yes, players can personalize their experience by choosing between various races such as Dwarf, Halfling, Human, Elf, and more. There are also different class types available to enhance gameplay.
The server has a unique skill system that promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay. This ensures that there is no rush to obtain powerful items, allowing players to build and progress at their own pace.
Crescenta has a Token system that rewards worldbuilding and roleplay. Players can use these tokens to achieve special abilities and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience on the server.
We’ve got more mysteries than a Scooby-Doo episode, so come on and join the fun!
You’ll be questioning reality more than a flat-earther at a science convention!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the madness on our server!
Join us for a week on/week off schedule of fun and relaxation, where you can build your own massage therapy business and unwind from the chaos of real life. And don’t worry, our server is flexible enough to accommodate your busy schedule, unlike some ex-husbands we know.
Plus, with our therapy sessions for stressed out kids and a supportive community of players, you’ll feel right at home on our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless you want to build a drama-filled castle, that is!
Join our server and leave behind the stress of feeding your mom’s three kids while she lectures you about empathy and village care-taking. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have fun and enjoy yourself!
Don’t worry about running out of food or having to buy meals for anyone else – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the next diamond ore. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!
