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Big Jesus City Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the city with the big Jesus statue is also the least catholic city! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our city is so non-catholic that the villagers have replaced all their bread with baguettes because they believe carbs are the true path to enlightenment.

2. The sheep in our server have formed a rebellion against the players and now only drop wool if you can beat them in a dance-off. Get ready to bust out your best moves!

3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!

4. The zombies in our server have taken up knitting as a hobby and now roam the streets with their own custom-made sweaters. Don’t worry, they’re still out to get you, but at least they’re fashionable!

So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew a city with a big Jesus statue could be so un-catholic and full of surprises?

Tragic Love Minecraft Server

Adventure, couple, destiny, emotional, FANTASY, Hero, History, Hyrule, iconic, legend, Link, love, Minecraft, Nintendo, OoT, princess, relationships, Romantic, Server, tragic, video game, Zelda

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Votes:	6321
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic love story of OOT Zelda and Link unfold right before your very eyes. Will they finally confess their feelings for each other or will Ganon ruin everything once again? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, we have custom-built dungeons that are so challenging, even the most hardcore gamers will break a sweat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server ever!

The Bedrock Blockheads Minecraft SMP

adaptation, bedrock, Blockheads, Childhood, comparison, Experience, familiarity, gameplay, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mods, Nostalgia, Performance, pocket edition, Preference, Render Distance, saturated, seamless, smp, Textures, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5648
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft experience? Looking for a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bedrock edition, where the textures are so saturated, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a rainbow! But that’s not all, our server runs so smoothly, you’ll be flying through the game at warp speed.

But beware, once you join our SMP, you may never want to leave. We’ve heard stories of players who tried to switch back to Java, only to find themselves crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

WinningSHEEEServer – Minecraft Server

hypothetical outcome, hypothetical situation, Minecraft, possible aftermath, potential aftermath, potential consequences, potential outcomes, realistic aftermath, realistic consequences, realistic outcomes, Server, unexpected consequences, unexpected results, victorious aftermath, victorious consequences, victorious outcome, what if scenario, what if she wins, winning aftermath, winning consequences, winning scenario, WinningSHEEEServer

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Divine Spears Created:	26
Buildings Constructed:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! If you win on our server, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather, turn all the zombies into friendly villagers, and ride a dragon into battle against the Ender Dragon herself!

But beware, if you lose, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity and be chased around by a pack of angry wolves. So come join us and see what happens if she wins… or loses!

The Lizard Lounge – Minecraft SMP

anatomy, Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd reptiles, Literature, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Lounge, Minecraft, reptile-folk, Resources, scaly, series changes, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, source finding, Wyverns

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Potions Brewed:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to the most scaly-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’re all about those scales, baby. Whether you’re into dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, or even lizard people like Argonians, this is the place for you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of lewd lizard writings to keep you entertained.

Join us if you want to discuss all things scaly, from anatomy arguments (which never go anywhere, by the way) to sharing your favorite scaly series and making outrageous changes to them. Just remember, no monstergirls allowed – we’ve got standards, you know.

So why join our SMP? Well, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant fire-breathing dragon who will only let you in if you can recite the entire script of “The Land Before Time” backwards. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a tribe of kobolds who love to play Minecraft all day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident shark in a top hat who roams the server looking for unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner lizard lover run wild!

BreadixWorld BedWars Minecraft server

4v4v4v4, atmosphere, Bed wars, Bedwars, BreadixWorld, Grich Simulator, hypixel, March, minecraft server, Mini Games, new, opportunity, Parkour, PE version 1.1, Play, Seasonal, Sky Wars, Skywars, Solo Mode, Style, teams mode

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

› Our project is based on Minecraft PE version 1.1 – 1.1.7.• On our server you will find such mini-games as: BedWars 4v4v4v4 Mode and SkyWars Solo Mode, as well as SkyWars Teams Mode!• Just recently a new seasonal mini-game was added to the server – Grich Simulator! Attention, it will only be available until March! Don’t miss the opportunity to play a new mini-game!• When creating the server, we tried to convey the style and atmosphere of mini-games from the Hypixel server!

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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, anniversary, codes, costume gacha, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Livestream, Minecraft, new players, Nikkes, PC, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with insane events like Sim Room Overclock, where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the extreme!

But wait, there’s more! How about dressing up your character in the latest fashion trends with Costume Passes like Thief of Justice and Baseball Fan? Trust us, your Minecraft avatar will be the talk of the server!

And don’t even get us started on our upcoming events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] and Solo Raid: Behemoth. You won’t want to miss out on the action-packed fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter Rapunzel: Pure Grace cleaning up the party mess or Cinderella: Glass Princess breaking out her killer dance moves. It’s all happening on our server!

Download now for Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP

athletes, babyfaces, Champions, Championship, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, Fed, Feds, grim, INTENSE, Minecraft, Performers, professional wrestling, Rivalry, showdown, smp, sports, storylines, Top, top two, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!

So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism, autist, autistic, Breathing, Challenges, Communication, Dudes, Empathy, Ick.., Living, Male, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neurodiversity, relationships, Server, Social Skills, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding, Women

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Potions Brewed:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being seen as an “ick” to women in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, being a male autist actually makes you a total chick magnet! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with ladies who can’t resist a guy who knows how to build a mean pixelated castle.

Join our server and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. They’ll be begging you to show them your redstone contraptions and asking for your expert advice on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Who needs real life when you can be the ultimate ladies’ man in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life ickiness behind and join our server where being a male autist is actually a superpower. Who knew virtual reality could be so much better than the real thing?

Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP

champions league, Class, Cristiano Ronaldo, european football, football, Gareth Bale, isco, Karim Benzema, Keylor Navas, la liga, Luka Modric, Madrids, marcelo, Master, master class, Minecraft, real, real madrid, Santiago Bernabeu, Sergio Ramos, smp, Soccer, spanish football, Sportsmanship, Toni Kroos, zinedine zidane

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP, where you can kick it with the coolest players in the game! Join us if you want to build epic stadiums, score goals with creepers, and trade diamonds like they’re trophies.

Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!

Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, dark turn, Disappointment, Downfall, Great, irredeemable garbage, Japan tradition, Manga, Minecraft, ONK, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, plot twist, redemption arc, regretful decisions, Server, Shocking.., Story, Tragedy, undermines itself, unexpected

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to ONK, the Minecraft server where the story started out great but then took a nosedive into irredeemable garbage – just like your favorite anime! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through the ups and downs of Minecraft gameplay.

Why should you join ONK, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to turn into a magical unicorn. But beware, for there are evil creepers lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your unicorn powers and turn you into a llama with a bad haircut.

But fear not, brave adventurer! ONK is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will bestow upon you the gift of infinite chicken nuggets if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join ONK today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of ONK, anything can happen – for Japan!