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Guardian’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, autistic child, Awareness, bragging, bullying, Christ, CLAIRVOYANCE, DATING, Driving, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENERGY, Guardians, Haven, intuition, Men, Pictures, relationships, School, sex, Social Issues, spending the night, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos!

We have a community full of women who claim to have superpowers like intuition and empathy, but still end up with the same jerks who bully their autistic kids.

Come witness the mind-boggling contradictions and questionable life choices in our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of craziness in Minecraft?

Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about relationships and human behavior!

FridgeSpaceSplit Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment living issues, budgeting, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food boundaries, food storage, fridge space, FridgeSpaceSplit, grocery shopping, household responsibilities, Minecraft, nyc living, organization, personal space, rent sharing, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, shared living spaces, subleasing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	294
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of sharing a fridge with roommates who don’t understand the importance of food organization? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your own virtual fridge shelf all to yourself! No more worrying about someone else eating your virtual food or taking up your virtual space.

Join us and experience the thrill of having complete control over your virtual food storage. No more arguments about water filters or fridge door space – it’s all yours to customize however you want. And the best part? You don’t even have to worry about roaches getting into your virtual food because our server is bug-free!

So come on over and claim your virtual fridge shelf today. Who knew organizing food could be so fun and drama-free? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

HateShowButTheyLove – Minecraft SMP

binge watching, controversial opinions, critical acclaim, Entertainment, fan favorites., guilty pleasures, hate-watching, HateShowButTheyLove, hot takes, media criticism, Minecraft, must-see TV, overrated shows, smp, television, TV critics, TV culture., TV debates, TV fandom, TV recommendations, TV series, tv shows, unpopular opinions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Star Shards Collected:	66
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. Like, one time we had a creeper riding a pig and it was like, the funniest thing ever.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, bro. And the best part is, we have a pet zombie named Steve who guards it all. He’s a bit smelly, but he’s a good boy.

And the community on this server is like, so awesome. We have this one dude who only speaks in pig Latin and another guy who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and just all-around craziness, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

PerspectiveShiftMC

altered worldview, awakening moment, broadened horizons, changed forever, changed mindset, eye-opening experience, global awareness, impactful moment, life altering event, life-changing moment, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, profound realization, shift in perception, shifted mindset, shifted perspective, transformative experience, worldview transformation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6665
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Have you ever had a moment in Minecraft that changed your perspective on the blocky world forever? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting and mining!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding a secret underground village filled with diamond-clad villagers who speak in rhymes and riddles. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can shear it without getting kicked in the face.

But beware, for our server is also home to the notorious Ender Chicken, a foul beast that lays explosive eggs and terrorizes unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and emerge victorious?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your perspective forever changed!

ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost

2bn, Arctic resources, Arctic security, ArcticCraft, Boost, Defense, denmark, diplomatic relations, economic development, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government spending, Greenland, international relations, Investment, Military, national security, Nordic countries, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial expansion, trump

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9615
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6423

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!

Fool’s Errand Server: Misaligned Mobs

Accountability, algorithmic accountability, alignment, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, Controlling, deep learning, Errand, Ethics, Fairness, fool’s errands, Fools, interpretability, large language models, machine learning, misaligned, mobs, model governance, neural networks, nlp, proof, responsible AI, Server, transparency

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	8101
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Buildings Constructed:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so crazy, even the ender dragon wears a tutu and sings showtunes.

join us for a wild ride through a world where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds are actually just really shiny marshmallows. you’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a zombie flash mob or a chicken riding a pig like a cowboy.

plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like llama races and hot potato with actual hot potatoes.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs ‘interpretability’ and ‘alignment’ when you can have a blast like this? come join us, before the cows start breakdancing without you!

Yolo | You only live once server minecraft

adequate community, beautiful design, Community, design, Discord, good plugins, Hosting, humor, Minecraft, Plugins, private server, Server, stable TPS, tps, well-tuned discord, yolo, You only live once

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Emeralds Found:	4307
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

? Yolo – You Only Live Once

? Our private minecraft server – Yolo

Let’s tell you why you should go to our private server with unusual plugins:

1. Humor and most importantly adequate community;

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2. There are many good plugins;

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3. Good hosting, stable 20 TPS;

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4. A well -tuned discord server

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5. Beautiful design

yolomc.ru

Blossoms of War, Like Flames 1.20.6

1.20.6, Blossoms, carnal union, child-bearing hips, creamy skin, family, flames, Goddess, Hana wa Saku, impregnate, juche milk, luscious lips, manhood, moans, motherly bosom, Natsue An, perfect, Seifuku, Shura no Gotoku, Sumomomomomomomogaoka, sweet sweat, twintails, velvety cream, War, War Crimes, Worship

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Towns Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to impregnate Natsue An (not really, but wouldn’t that be wild?). Our server is like a holy shrine dedicated to her divine figure, with child-bearing hips that will make you drop to your knees in worship (not literally, please don’t do that).

We offer a unique experience where you can commit more war crimes than every Kichijoji in Sumomomomomomomogaoka history (just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior). Listen to Natsue An’s moans as you build your Minecraft empire and let your imagination run wild (within reason, of course).

Suckle at her motherly bosom (metaphorically, please) and let her juche milk inspire your creativity in the game. Our server is louder than ten thousand radio announcements, with a community that is as passionate as you are about Natsue An (maybe not that passionate, but close).

So come join us, and let’s build a world where Natsue An’s twintails can hit you with love and where you can retire after raising twenty-seven virtual children together. It’s the perfect escape from reality, where you can let your wildest fantasies come to life (in Minecraft, of course).

Work Woes & Minecraft Bros

Boundaries, bros, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Emotional support, Empathy, feeling hurt, feeling left out, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner dynamics, personal struggles, Reassurance, relationship problems, seeking help, small business owners, Support, woes, work, work stress

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama and misunderstandings in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server for a break from real-life problems! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the stress and just focus on building and exploring.

Just like in this crazy story, you can navigate through challenging situations and learn how to communicate better with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend or SO in our virtual world!

Don’t be the “asshole” in your relationships, join our server and let off some steam in a fun and lighthearted environment. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoRedFlags4Me Minecraft SMP

bad hire, candidate evaluation, employee selection, Hiring, hiring criteria, hiring decisions, hiring manager, hiring mistakes, hiring process, human Resources, Interview preparation, interview techniques, Interview Tips, job applicant, Job Interview, job screening, Job Search, Minecraft, NoRedFlags4Me, Recruitment, red flags, smp, subtle signs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found! So, like, this server is so lit because they only let in people who can do a sick dance move IRL before joining. Like, if you can’t do the floss or the worm, you’re outta luck, bro. But wait, it gets even better – they have this rule where you have to speak in pig Latin the whole time you’re playing. It’s so random and hilarious, I can’t even deal. Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. I know, right? It’s like a whole other level of weirdness. So, if you wanna join this wacky SMP and have a blast with a bunch of goofballs, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it!