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Skibidi Guzzo Lean Fr Fr Minecraft SMP

beat, catchy, Choreography, Dance, EDM, electronic, fr, funny, Guzzo, guzzolean, Hip Hop, lean, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, Music, russia, skibidi, smp, trending, viral

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us at Skibidi guzzolean fr fr, where the mobs are actually friendly and will bring you gifts instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a chicken riding a cow riding a sheep. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while dodging fireballs and explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join Skibidi guzzolean fr fr today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Ancient, Appearance, children, Cultural, fat, Fruitful, Hippocrates, historical, Interpretation, lean, Meaning, Minecraft, phlegmatic, Relaxed, Sarmatians, Server, short, slaves, swarthy, SwarthyCraft, Temperament, Women

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

CraftyCommieCritiques

Analysis, BIAS, Comical, Conspiracy, CONTENT, controversy, CraftyCommieCritiques, criticism, doom porn, International, Journalism, lean, Levels, Media, Operation, opinion, perspective, Political, portugal, Russian government, satire

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mines Excavated:	2687	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	637
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	190

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

craving, Day, desire, diamonds, dick, Finally, Frustration, hairless, Hands, lean, Long, longing, longing for, lustful, Rub, Smooth, Suck, temptation, thighs, Tiresome, tunny, twink, TwinkCraft, unfulfilled, unsatisfied, yearn for, yearning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Potions Brewed:	145	Gods Slained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!

NokoCraft Minecraft Server

adventure story, ancient spirits, dark fantasy, destiny fulfilled, epic tale, fantasy novel, feudal japan, Japanese Mythology, koshitantan, Lian Hearn, magical creatures, Minecraft, mystical journey, mythical beings, NokoCraft, nokonoko, nun, samurai warrior, Server, shapeshifter, shikanoko, Supernatural powers, The Tale of Shikanoko

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Dimension Hops:	5	Mines Excavated:	1098
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas. Build your own rollercoaster that loops around a volcano filled with hot sauce. And don’t forget to participate in our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds (not real diamonds, of course, we’re not that rich).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and now they’re flying around on it, burning everything in sight (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party hidden deep within the mines. Just be sure to bring your best moves and a pickaxe, you never know when you’ll need to break out of a dance battle.

Dad’s Grief Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, calling out, Communication, Confrontation, Cowardice, dad, Dads, emotional turmoil, engineering degree, English degree, family, Grief, Honesty, hurt feelings, lying.., misunderstandings, relationship, Server, social anxiety, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit just like this poor girl did with her boyfriend’s fake engineering degree!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, even the NPCs have family drama that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through relationships filled with lies, betrayal, and sudoku puzzles. Who knew a Minecraft server could be more entertaining than reality TV? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockyBachelor

BlockyBachelor, DATING, Emotional healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, Loneliness, love, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-realization

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our pixelated paradise is filled with eligible blocky bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to meet their player 2. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a magical concoction that guarantees you’ll find your soulmate within 24 hours of joining. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a creeper – trust us, that love story doesn’t end well.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your single player days and hello to a world of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated PDA. Join our server today and let the love (and lava) flow!

DroughtCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Aquifer levels, climate change, conservation, Drought severity, DroughtCraft, environmental impact, Exceptional drought, Extreme drought, geospatial analysis, Groundwater depletion, Groundwater monitoring, hydrology, Maps, Mexican drought, Minecraft, natural disasters, remote sensing, Resource Management, Server, Water Crisis, water management, water scarcity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ground is depleting faster than your mom’s wine stash at a party! the drought is so extreme and exceptional, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert! but don’t worry, we got plenty of water buckets to keep you hydrated while you build your epic base. join now and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of staying hydrated in a world where water is disappearing faster than your ex’s interest in you!

DroneCraftTaiwan007

armed drones, Defense, defense acquisition, defense procurement, drone acquisition, drone technology, DroneCraftTaiwan007, international relations, military capabilities, military drones, military equipment, military modernization, military technology, national security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan military, unmanned aerial vehicles, US arms sale, US defense exports, US-Taiwan relations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so this server is like taiwan but with 1000 armed drones, like what even is that?? imagine flying around in minecraft with a freaking army of drones at your disposal, you can rule the skies and take down any pesky creepers that come your way. plus, we got this sick new us arms sale going on, so you know it’s gonna be lit. join now and dominate the skies like a boss, or should i say a drone commander? haHA!

SunShadeDenial

Astronomy, celestial bodies, Cosmic, Darkness, Earth, Existence, Light, Observation, Perception, perspective, perspective shift, Phenomenon, Reality, Science, shadows, solar system, Sun, Sunlight, SunShadeDenial, Universe

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

join this cray cray minecraft server where shadows are just a myth created by the sun to mess with us. our server is so lit that even the sun is like “what are shadows?” come build with us and experience a world where darkness is just a figment of your imagination. who needs shadows when you can have unlimited sunshine and rainbows in minecraft land. come join us and let’s all bask in the eternal sunlight together. #sunshineforever #shadowsarealie #minecraftmadness

“TheBuildersGrind: Where Blocks Go Brrr”🔨🤣🏗️

ancient egypt, Anti-Griefing, blocks, brrr, Building Community, community-driven, discord server, endless projects, farm island, Graves, japanese town, medieval town, multi-sleep, nether highway, no mob grief, normal SMP, Server Rules, Shops, smp, Spawn area, TheBuildersGrind, Themed Builds, western town, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	1412	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	71	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Overview
Hello and Welcome, Are you tired of playing Minecraft for only a week or two with your friend group and then your world is left in the dust, well fear no more, A friend and I who love to build are tired of the same thing happening to our world. We love to build and we have so many projects planned and want to keep building endless things, but we also want to build a community that shares the same love for building. If you are just looking for a normal SMP that where all you need to do is build then come here. We have endless projects planned. The server is only one week old and has just been played on by me and a few other people. We need more people to help us finish our projects/farms/exc.

Overview

Hello and Welcome, Are you tired of playing Minecraft for only a week or two with your friend group and then your world is left in the dust, well fear no more, A friend and I who love to build are tired of the same thing happening to our world. We love to build and we have so many projects planned and want to keep building endless things, but we also want to build a community that shares the same love for building. If you are just looking for a normal SMP that where all you need to do is build then come here. We have endless projects planned. The server is only one week old and has just been played on by me and a few other people. We need more people to help us finish our projects/farms/exc.

Features
Discord Server (not required to join) no mob grief graves multi-sleep Exc

Projects
Spawn area shops medieval town ancient egypt western town japanese town nether highway farm island or whatever you want to work on

Rules
No Griefing No Stealing No PVP without consent No Spam No Hacks or Exploits* No NSFW All ages allowed Must fill out Whitelist Keep Build Area Themes the same

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address provided – 38.133.154.23:25572.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: No, joining the Discord server is not mandatory, but it is recommended for better communication with other players.

Q: Are there any specific themes for building projects?

A: While there are some planned projects like medieval town, ancient egypt, and more, players are also welcome to work on their own projects.

Q: What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?

A: Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on the server. Players must respect each other’s builds and items.

Q: Can players engage in PVP without consent?

A: PVP without consent is not allowed on the server. Players must agree to engage in PVP before doing so.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: All ages are allowed on the server, but players must follow the rules and maintain appropriate behavior.

Q: How can I apply for the whitelist?

A: To apply for the whitelist, please contact the server administrators or join the Discord server for more information.

Q: Are hacks or exploits allowed on the server?

A: No, the use of hacks or exploits is strictly prohibited on the server to maintain a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

A Fun Day Out, covers, Group covers, Group songs, hololive, Hololive Gamers, hololive merch, hololive videos, June Bride Voice Pack, Minecraft, Mion, Nanoblock Mio, night walk, Omocat, Ookami Mio, Server, Situation hololive, space edition, spacecraft, twitter, vods, Yamato Phantasia manga, 大神ミオ

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	396
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Mio’s streams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to battle it out with Yamato Phantasia manga characters in epic PvP battles. Our server is so crazy, we have a secret underground lair filled with Orisongs that will boost your gaming skills to the next level.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get exclusive access to private VODs of Mio’s most chaotic moments, guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry. And if that’s not enough, we have group songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat while you mine for diamonds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the most insane Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have Mio’s Nanoblock collection to admire? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KidzCraft Server: Where Kids Rule!

care, children, compassion, Development, Empathy, family, growth, IMPORTANCE, Kids, KidzCraft, love, Nurturing, parenting, patience, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, rule, sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, Support, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	5498
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	52
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.

So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

BroBro’s Boyf Bunkin’ – A Modern Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, aita, baby brother, Binding, boyf, BroBros, brothers boyfriend, Bunkin, chase, Cops, cutting hair short, guy clothes, kicked out, Lesson, Minecraft, MODERN, parents, pounding on door, RECKLESS, roommate, socially transitioning, staying over, SUE, tracking phone, Trans

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support all kinds of love stories, even the ones that involve tracking phones and pounding on doors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own couch for unexpected guests like Chase, who just needed a place to crash after being kicked out for being fabulous.

Experience the thrill of evading angry parents who threaten to call the cops and sue you for being a good Samaritan. Who needs boring old rules when you can live on the edge and host runaway teens in need of a safe haven?

So come on over and join us on this chaotic journey filled with drama, love, and unexpected houseguests. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll find yourself in next!