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Skibidi Guzzo Lean Fr Fr Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Votes:	1820
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us at Skibidi guzzolean fr fr, where the mobs are actually friendly and will bring you gifts instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a chicken riding a cow riding a sheep. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while dodging fireballs and explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join Skibidi guzzolean fr fr today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Ancient, Appearance, children, Cultural, fat, Fruitful, Hippocrates, historical, Interpretation, lean, Meaning, Minecraft, phlegmatic, Relaxed, Sarmatians, Server, short, slaves, swarthy, SwarthyCraft, Temperament, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	122990
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

CraftyCommieCritiques

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	119	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Towns Built:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!

Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ores Mined:	7689	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Chimeras Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9674
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	123	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Crops Grown:	7092	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Potions Brewed:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Potions Brewed:	106
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Items Found:	7057
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Zombies Smell Bad Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.