| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 875 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 852940 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1915 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 91 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| ABOUT US | |
|---|---|
| The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! | |
| We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community. | |
| HARDWARE & SETUP | |
| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. | |
| SERVER SPECS: | |
| CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X | RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) |
| Location: San Jose, California, United States | Platform: Fabric 1.21 |
| MODS & TWEAKS | |
| In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience: | |
| DATAPACKS | |
| Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief | Double Shulker Shells |
| Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg | Mob Head Drops |
| Player Head Drops | Silence Mobs |
| Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition | |
| APPLICATION | |
| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: | |
| Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq | Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules |
| Step 2: Submit an application via our application link | Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! |
| Step 4: Short Interview | Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist |
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.
To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.
The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.
In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.
We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6865 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 128 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.
Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2163 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5576 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!
So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3960 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5013 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Votes: | 3538 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3762 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9987 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 396 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6898 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.
So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6754 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 239 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.
plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5799 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
