LE ACTUAL FUCK Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

Alt-Right, antinatalism, baby, BEAUTIFUL FACE, Bitch, BLOCK, BREAK ITS NECK, Builders, C’MON HONEY, CUM DROPS, Cunt, Delivery, Edition, GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY, incel, KEKOLD COMMUNITY, KILL IT., Labor, LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY, LE ACTUAL FUCK, LET’S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS, lying.., MAN YOU LOVE, nazi, NAZI RETHUGLICAN, NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD, Pokemon SV, push, REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD, ruined, Science, screaming, SHINY LITTLE YAKUB, Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™, STUPID TWAT, toby fox, Treacherous, vasectomy, WH*TE BABY, What, YOU CAN DO THIS

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

Andy’s Minecraft Server: The Twisted Ending

#revelation, Abused, Andy, Andys, ASHLEY, BETRAYAL, Childhood, Dark, Evil, Game, Manipulation, Mark my words, Minecraft, misunderstood, plot twist, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, twist ending, Twisted, unexpected

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ores Mined:	6750
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Divine Spears Created:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Who would have thought that Andy, the seemingly innocent player, would turn out to be the true villain all along? And poor Ashley, just a victim of her tragic past. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! From epic battles to heartwarming friendships, you never know what will happen next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza

Anime models, Avatar Resources, blocky, bonanza, Boy Meat, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, furry thread, general, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, PCs, Physbones tutorial, playspace mover, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Speed Mating, SPS configurator, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, vrlg

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Magic Items Found:	1221
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP where the motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime models, furry threads (if you can find them), and a whole lot of questionable resources.

Need a guide on avatars? We got you covered with VCC tutorials that will blow your mind (and maybe something else). Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings and get ready to teleport like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Simplify your toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – because who doesn’t want to emote with their hands?

Feeling adventurous? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get NSFW with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shader game with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. And if you’re feeling extra frisky, give yourself some jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial – because why not?

Join us for upcoming events like Boy Meat on August 10th and Speed Mating™ on August 24th. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see where the virtual reality takes you. Just remember, things might get a little…unexpected.

NephewStinksNoMore

anger, aunt, body odor, body washes, deodorants, EMBARRASSMENT, Experience, family, growth spurt, hygiene, Instructions, nephew, NephewStinksNoMore, parents, products, puberty, School, self esteem, shopping, spending time, sprays

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!

We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!

Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!

ChaosCraft 1%

Anarchy, Bedlam, calamity, catastrophe, Chaos, ChaosCraft, Destruction, Disaster, DiSRuPtiON, Havoc, MAYHEM, Pandemonium, TURMOIL, upheaval

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

PutinPartyInMexico

arrest, Arrest warrant, controversy, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international politics, mexico, Négotiation, political tension, president, putin, PutinPartyInMexico, rejection, Request, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Magic Items Found:	7827
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

association, Boost, cannabis and schizophrenia, cannabis policies, controversial link, CraftyCannaLand, legalization, new study, no contribution, prescription stimulants, prior research, recreational cannabis, recreational cannabis legalization, recreational cannabis policies, research, Rising, schizophrenia, state policies, stim, stimulant distribution, Usa

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Void Gems Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Mines Excavated:	4186
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

ChatGames, Crates, Craziness, Custom Items, develop, Discord, discord server, everyday, Fonnexia, Fonnexia.se, funny, improve, Ip:, MCMMO, Network, Play, Server, Swedish, Swedish server, Swedish towny-server, Times, Tokens, Towny Server, welcome

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	3999	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!