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Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

Alt-Right, antinatalism, baby, BEAUTIFUL FACE, Bitch, BLOCK, BREAK ITS NECK, Builders, C’MON HONEY, CUM DROPS, Cunt, Delivery, Edition, GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY, incel, KEKOLD COMMUNITY, KILL IT., Labor, LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY, LE ACTUAL FUCK, LET’S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS, lying.., MAN YOU LOVE, nazi, NAZI RETHUGLICAN, NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD, Pokemon SV, push, REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD, ruined, Science, screaming, SHINY LITTLE YAKUB, Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™, STUPID TWAT, toby fox, Treacherous, vasectomy, WH*TE BABY, What, YOU CAN DO THIS

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Alien Abductions:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

1.21, Adults, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, dream, floss, Grinding, Join, Minecraft, mod, Pack, Server, smp, Suits, Valley, voice mod, wear, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Custom Mod Pack Version	Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Communication	Voice mod in the server and Discord
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
What is the minimum age requirement?	18+
Is there any voice communication in the server?	Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

Android, asuka, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, EVANGELIONMYSG24, EVANGEVAKA, Game Download, Gatekeeper, Ios, leona, Mari, Minecraft, Naga, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, NIKKEX, PC, Rei, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

68579946, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, fix her, ftt, lewds, Minecraft, Realm, schlickin, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Votes:	3786	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	3390	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.

ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends

2010, changes, Coma, ComaCraft, CREEPERS, disbelief, Friends, Future, Healthcare, life updates, medical advancements, miracles, News, progress, Recovery, Science, shock, Surprising, Technology, time travel, unexpected, waking up, world events

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1005
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!

SeaClashCraft

ASEAN, bilateral talks, China, clash, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical rivalry, international relations, maritime conflict, military confrontation, naval standoff, Philippines, Rebuild trust, regional security, SeaClashCraft, South China Sea, sovereignty claims, territorial dispute, territorial sovereignty, united nations

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the china vs philippines clash in the south china sea but with BLOCKS. build your own naval fleet and engage in epic battles to see who will reign supreme in this virtual showdown. trust us, it’s way more fun than real life geopolitics. plus, we have a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even a lost civilization. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

SoccerMedicChaosCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Votes:	5777
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are all soccer medics? Yeah, I know, it sounds totally random, but trust me, it’s a blast! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player breaks their leg and you gotta rush over with a splint made out of cobblestone. It’s like a high-stakes game of Operation, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic soccer matches using creepers as the ball. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, our server mascot is a zombie pigman named Dr. Goalz, who will cheer you on as you score goals and save lives.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a pack of rabid llamas, then come join us! Trust me, flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be, but it’s all in good fun on our server. See you there, soccer medics!

Welcome to the Vanilla Java SMP Server… now with less awkward brackets!

awkward, Brackets, java, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Items Found:	4480
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	home.zaddy.men
Player Base	Small but active
Map Size	20k by 20k, expands with major updates
Map Seed	Not public
Features	TPA, set two homes, anticheat, regular backups, land claims

FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?

A: Yes, you are encouraged to build wherever you’d like.

Q: Are there any unfair advantages with map or structure seeds?

A: The map seed is not public and structure seeds have been randomized to prevent unfair advantages.

Q: How many homes can I set on the server?

A: You can set two homes on the server.

Q: Is there a limit to the server’s overworld size?

A: The overworld is limited to 20k by 20k but will expand with every major update.

Q: Are there any quality of life improvements on the server?

A: Yes, there are tweaks such as TPA, anticheat, regular backups, and land claims for those who choose to use them.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, believe in yourself, Confidence, Creative, Critics, empowerment, encouragement, ignore, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, okay, person, Positive, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, Server, Support, Wonderful

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Emeralds Found:	4911	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a tired Enderman? Well, look no further, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, a village of friendly villagers who throw the most epic parties, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds (guarded by a pack of dancing creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with a beak of iron and feathers of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night! Trust us, you won’t regret it.