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Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

Alt-Right, antinatalism, baby, BEAUTIFUL FACE, Bitch, BLOCK, BREAK ITS NECK, Builders, C’MON HONEY, CUM DROPS, Cunt, Delivery, Edition, GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY, incel, KEKOLD COMMUNITY, KILL IT., Labor, LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY, LE ACTUAL FUCK, LET’S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS, lying.., MAN YOU LOVE, nazi, NAZI RETHUGLICAN, NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD, Pokemon SV, push, REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD, ruined, Science, screaming, SHINY LITTLE YAKUB, Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™, STUPID TWAT, toby fox, Treacherous, vasectomy, WH*TE BABY, What, YOU CAN DO THIS

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	5318
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8730
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Votes:	224	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	New Chunks Explored:	321899
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

104.224.55.232

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	392
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

createconquer.metalauncher.ru

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	3781
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	6557	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

CraftyCringeLand

awkward encounters, awkward mistakes, awkward situations, blush-worthy incidents, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy moments, cringeworthy anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing slip-ups, funny stories, humiliating experiences, humiliating gaffes, mortifying incidents, public humiliation, public mishaps, red-faced moments, shameful actions, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!