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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

The Married Miner Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question your sanity!

Are you ready to experience the thrill of building pixelated worlds while also navigating the complexities of relationships? Our server offers a unique twist where your in-game actions can impact your real-life connections.

Picture this: you stumble upon some old Minecraft screenshots from when you first started playing. Your Minecraft crush from back then is now your in-game spouse, and things start to get steamy. But be careful, one wrong move and your real-life partner might not be too happy about your virtual flirtations.

With drama, humor, and plenty of pixelated adventures, our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity. So why wait? Join now and see where the blocks may fall!

LockedInMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, and the pig is wearing a tutu. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamonds Are Overrated” cult, where members believe that iron is the superior ore. Join them in their quest to cover the entire server in iron blocks, much to the dismay of the diamond enthusiasts.

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has a knack for turning players’ houses into giant toilets overnight. Don’t worry, though – it’s all in good fun (unless you’re the one who wakes up to a toilet house, of course).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where chastity cages, prostate orgasms, and giant chicken-pig hybrids coexist in perfect harmony? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

F3 – Vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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The most common Vanilla+ server without donation, located on the territory of the Russian Federation in the city of Moscow, the developers themselves from the same place, but support communication with any international players.

If you have any questions about logging into the server, you can write in Discord.

mine.foreverfunface.ru

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Eagle STORM Edition, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	844
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	177

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
New Chunks Explored:	87257	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Star Shards Collected:	181
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Emeralds Found:	951
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

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