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Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

CoverCraftMuslimLand

body image, catcalling, Communication, CoverCraftMuslimLand, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Harassment, Insecurity, Modest clothing, modesty, Muslim country, peer pressure, Respect, self esteem, travel, women’s trip

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

blocks, Bonding, cherished memory, Connection, fond memory, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, joy, long term relationship, love, Nostalgia, partner, PartnerCraft, past, PRESENT, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special moment, unforgettable

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

BlockyBrewHaHa

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

activism, affordable, affordable housing, affordable living, blocktopia, Demand, demonstration, Housing, housing advocacy, housing affordability, housing affordability crisis, housing crisis, housing inequality, housing movement, housing policy, housing protest, housing reform, housing rights, housing rights movement, March, protest, Quest, social justice, spain

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	280
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

addiction research, addiction severity, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, antisocial personality disorder, antisocial traits, AntiSocialCraft, Behavioral Disorders, behavioral health, co-occurring disorders, comorbidity, drug addiction, drug misuse, dual diagnosis, hazardous alcohol use, hazards, highs, mental health, mental illness, personality disorders, research findings, substance abuse, substance use disorder

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Animals Bred:	71
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	269
Gods Slained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AwoogaMC

Adventure, AwoogaMC, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, dark caves, Economy, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, Skills, Survival, SURVIVE, Ultimate, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

Join now!!

awooga.playmc.be

No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital discourse, discussion, forum post, internet, message board, Minecraft, No. 925878168, online anonymity, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online platform, post, Server, social media, Thread, User-generated content, virtual conversation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6519	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	186	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

Will To Live Minecraft SMP

Binge Eating, caring about yourself, depression, doomscrolling, dopaminergic activities, group formations, Live, mental health, Minecraft, porn, Proactive, seeking opportunities, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, smp, social hierarchy, well-being, will to live

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Emeralds Found:	8353
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

GiftGoneWrongCraft

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, canceling gifts, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Gaslighting, gift, GiftGoneWrongCraft, Insecurity, love language, morning routine, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self worth, self-care, toxic behavior

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?