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SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	115
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Towns Built:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre food combinations, culinary adventures, culinary experiments, culinary oddities, experimental cooking, FoodFusionCraft, odd food pairings, offbeat food choices, quirky food choices, quirky taste tests, strange food, strange taste sensations, surprising flavor combinations, taste test, unconventional flavors, unexpected food pairings, unique taste experiences, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, weird food combo, weird taste sensations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	188
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	874854
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3942	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	3269
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	8324
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Star Shards Collected:	165	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4024	Dragon Eggs Found:	4096
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!