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DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Emeralds Found:	987
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	605	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood musings, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible moments, kid logic, KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP, kids say the darndest things, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	285
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	144

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uae

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

BubbleBreathCraft

airy, blowing, Breath, BubbleBreathCraft, Bubbles, Childhood, delicate, ephemeral, fleeting, Floating, Fun, imagination, iridescent, Light, Memories, Play, round, Shimmering, soap, Taste, Transparent

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	612	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

hey u, yes u! do u want to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u question reality? well, u have come to the right place! our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?

SurvivalOnline

Anarchy, Eula, Gaming, microsoft, Minecraft, mojang studios, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Animals Bred:	41
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Our server hosts the Minecraft survival gamemode as provided by Mojang Studios, an open ended sandbox.

You must follow the Mojang and Microsoft EULA that you have agreed to when creating your account.

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World of Cracks RP – Because fixing things is overrated! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, alliances, Characters, Civilization, Community, Conflict, cracks, creativity, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Fixing, Immersive, Magic, Modpack, Overrated, Peace, Roleplay, Stories, storytelling, Survival, virtual world, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	7992	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Emeralds Found:	9507
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Races and Factions	Description
The Imeris Entente 👑	Founded by Dwarven clans, high-elf Caeli, Humans, and the mysterious Myriad.
The Wildchoir 🌳	Comprised of halfling Cuthail, elven Kihai, orcish Hjen, and human Endless Spears.

Cities	Description
Azuverde 🏝️	A town of scholars, artists, traders, and craftsmen in the jungle with a dangerous beauty.
Hythe 🏰	A city on a mountain with rapid advancements in artificery and a focus on defense.

The World

An enormous custom map with over 50 unique wildlife mobs, gorgeous biomes, and advanced mechanics.

Role-Playing

Play a character of your own design with various races and classes, creating memorable stories.

How To Join

Join our Discord server or visit our website to apply, get Whitelisted, and start playing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Minecraft server about?	It is a role-playing server set in a unique world with diverse races, factions, and cities.
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server, fill out an application, get Whitelisted, and download the modpack.
What are the races and factions available?	The server features the Imeris Entente and the Wildchoir, each with distinct characteristics.
Can I create my own character and storyline?	Yes, players have the freedom to create unique characters, backstories, and experiences.

Worlds Apart Minecraft Server

altered perspective, bittersweet, bygone era, changes, contrasting reality, Different world, evolved surroundings., looking back, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old Days, Past Life, previous existence, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, Server, time gone by, transformed environment, used to live, wistful, worlds

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7639
Star Shards Collected:	200	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Crops Grown:	3609
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old worlds where you have to mine for hours just to find a diamond? Well, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs like horses and trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, laying obsidian eggs that you can use to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Oh, and did I mention the lava parkour course that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds? Or the fact that every full moon, the mobs throw a dance party in the Nether?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust me, you won’t want to go back to your old boring world after experiencing the madness that awaits you here!

SMPixelatedMadness – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, No. 15356069 Anonymous Mystery Investigation Crime Suspense Thriller Detective Clues Puzzle Enigma Secret Intrigue Unknown Hidden Mysterious Anonymous author Unidentified Cryptic Covert operations, smp, SMPixelatedMadness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server one cluck at a time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!